It's the hottest new video game this Summer:



I'm 31 years old. This past week I ate my first salad ever. Nothing too extravagant, but I manged to finish about half of it. If you knew me, you would know this is a sign of the end times.

Another sign of the end: Black people are paying white people to hang around them now. Unbelievable.

Ever seen Good Clean Porn? It's a new show on TRIO that shows porn without the distracting sex scenes, so that we may appreciate the glorious acting and storylines involved. It is a thing of beauty.

Street Smarts is another fun half-hour game show I've started watching lately. Anything making fun of terminally stupid people is worth at least a try.

This is the second week in a row I'm gracing you with a new review. Surely I am the most productive human being on the planet. This time it's Metallica's Kill 'Em All.

I was smart enough to save a copy of everyone's review requests from before my hard drive crash. However, I wasn't smart enough to remember where I put it. I'm working on it...