Do you ever find yourself just not giving two shits about anything because no matter what happens your life will still suck anyway? Maybe you need a depression screening. Here are my results:

Your screening results are consistent with clinical depression. Your answers also show you might be at risk for harming yourself. You are advised to see your doctor or a mental health professional immediately for a complete evaluation — or dial "911" or go immediately to the nearest hospital Emergency Room for an evaluation.

Yeah, right. Like I have time to visit the doctor. I'm too busy making a noose and trying to find a stool.

I'm ready to join the Anti-Nightwish Army.

I really like some of the Clare Fader & The Vaudevillains tracks I've heard. Can't find the album on SoulSeek though. I could always buy it...but let's not be rash. No need to go to such extreme, unthinkable measures just yet.

Speaking of SoulSeek, I've grabbed more stuff off of there in the past week than in the previous two months. Had to totally gut the registry, but it seems to be working fine on my system again.

I added three more spoofs to the Album Cover Spoofs page.