I don't fit in with the liberals because I'm a conservative. I don't fit in with the conservatives because I'm an Atheist. I don't fit in with the Atheists because I'm politically conservative. Hmmmm.

I don't fit in with metalheads because I'm into goth music. I don't fit into the goth crowd because I act too much like an adult. I don't fit in with the adults because I act too much like a child. I don't fit in with the children because I don't like them. Hmmmm.

I don't fit in with the urbanites because I'm a rural guy at heart. I don't fit in with the rural people because I like artsy stuff. I don't fit in with the artsy crowd because I like pro wrestling. I don't fit in with wrestling fans because I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in with the weirdos because I'm too normal. I don't fit in with the normals because I'm too weird. Hmmmm.

I don't fit in with the boring people because I'm a little too extreme. I don't fit in with the extreme people because I'm way too boring. Hmmmm.

I don't fit in with smart people because I'm too dumb to use my intelligence. I don't fit in with the dumb people because it hurts to watch them act stupid. Hmmmm.

I don't fit in with the old, because I'm too young. I don't fit in with the young because I'm too old. I don't fit in with the middle crowd because I don't have kids or drink. I don't have kids or drink because I don't fit in with the world. Hmmmm.

I don't fit in with competitive people because I'm too apathetic. I don't fit in with the apathetic crowd because they're too apathetic to become a crowd. Hmmmm.

I don't fit in with the dreamers, because I have little hope for the future. I don't fit in with the pessimists, because...well maybe I do fit in with the pessimists. But they'd never admit that. Nor would I.

Just a thought.

More reviews coming soon.