For those of you who don't remember this schtick - this is where I get the subject headers from a "Great Debates" forum of another board. I respond to them without reading any of the posts, including the opening one. Totally ignorant and pointless. But it gives me something to do at work. :-)

~~Flippant responses to Great Debate Subjects~~

The Canadian Election ( 1 2 3 4 5 )
I vote for Devin Townsend.

Anti-Bush people: Have you ever been happy with any incumbent president?
Do you think most anti-Bush people even know what the word "incumbent" means?

Is making "German = Nazi" themed jokes excessively rude to modern Germans?
The German girl I work with doesn't seem to mind, although she says her mother is still really sensitive about it.

14 Permanent Bases in Iraq?
No. No fucking way should we have 14 permanent bases in Iraq. Thirteen is more appropriate.

Do you need more faith to believe in evolution than in intelligent design? ( 1 2 3 4 5 6 ... Last Page )
Only if you don't understand how it works. Then it would take a lot of faith. If you understand how it works, it's self-evident.

Sounds like a paradox, doesn't it?

New CIA analyst book says Bin Laden is telling truth & the US is the rhetorical BSer ( 1 2 )
Well, that's nice.

FEC complaint filed on Fahrenheit 9/11
Complaints are filed all the time on all kinds of crap. Big deal.

When will the US start unleashing all these non-lethal weapons in the field?
Hopefully soon. Against hippies.

Enviros, will you ever drop opposition to nuclear power?
No fair. I can't answer for Enviros.

Sixteen Words, Shmixteen Words?
What the shmfuck?

A bunch of questions about the zoo as a beneficial institution
Questions != debate. Right?

2nd Annual TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR MIDESEASON FAVORITE
"Mideseason?" Fuckwit.

John Kerry and his SUV ( 1 2 )
The new comedy/drama from Fox! Stars John Kerry as himself, driving through rough territory in his SUV in search of Bigfoot. Along the way he meets a smart but quirky 19-year old Jewish girl on the run from the circus police. Co-stars Angela Lansbury and Jimmy Fallon as the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.

Somebody please try to sell me on Global "Warming" ( 1 2 )
OK. See, there's this globe and it's getting warmer. And then it'll get cooler. Then warmer again. And the ants on it think it's something they did (sorta like how not pleasing the gods made the crops bad). But really, it's just a thing.

Car seatbelt law ( 1 2 )
Is stupid from the standpoint of the individual. Survival of the fittest and all that. The trouble is, they fuck up insurance rates for everyone else when they get maimed.

US transfers sovereignty to Iraqi government. What now?
WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND!

Bush really thinks Europe supported him ? Bush's grasp of reality. ( 1 2 )
Well, I'm sure they supported him. They had to find some way to get in the spotlight again. They haven't had another hit like "Final Countdown" in many years.

One blogger's journey to undo his homosexuality, Part II
I'm almost curious enough to actually read this thread. (Not bi-curious enough, perverts.)

Did Jim Morrison FAKE His Own Death?
Uh huh. Sure. He seemed to really be an organized, disciplined enough person to pull off that kind of thing.

Political Compass #29: Marijuana should be legalised. ( 1 2 )
I really don't care whether it's legal or not. People who bitch about getting in trouble for it should shut the fuck up and take personal responsibility for their actions though. If it's illegal, you risk getting punished. If it's legal, go for it.

Al Qaeda's True Target
The Florida Brothers from Toryumon

Space travel means racial survival! ( 1 2 3 )
Really? OK. But what about the Gay Niggers From Outer Space?

If you were in a coffeeshop in amsterdam and toking on some marijuana
I'd think, "Who am I and what have I done with Me?"

Why didn't Hitler marry Eva Braun sooner?
He was too busy grooming his moustache.

Could we have a little golden rule session for Reagan and Clinton fans? ( 1 2 )
No.

Religion and intelligence ( 1 2 3 4 )
Go together like fish and bicycles.

Farenheit 9/11 ( 1 2 3 4 )
Is the product of a paranoid fat man in glasses and baseball cap.

A new idea for US Presidential elections ( 1 2 )
I hope your post says "Offer up some worthy candidates."

Anti-Gay Amendment Vote in 2 Weeks -- Predictions? ( 1 2 )
I predict that I won't give a shit.

Another F9/11 thread: Iraqi abuse footage revisited.
I'm looking for the part where I care...

The Tawana Brawley case ( 1 2 )
Tawana explain to me what it's about?

Israel ad the U.S. ( 1 2 )
They ad the U.S., eh?

ABA says: End Mandatory Minimum Sentences
Well, if ABA says it I guess we have no choice.

Gay civil union law - ruin society?
Ruin it? That would imply it's not fucked beyond repair already. Gay civil union is the least of our problems.

Dog v. Cat People: A Novel Observation
WHITE PEOPLE DO THIS AND BLACK PEOPLE DO THAT!

Please tell me this guy isn't for real
OK. He isn't for real.

Instant-runoff voting: avoiding the third-party "spoiler" problem
Splunge.

Who's meaner? The left or right? ( 1 2 3 )
The right looks meaner. The left does more damage.

Secret advice to the president/vice president in domestic affairs legally protected?
Maybe. Look it up.

Do leaders of a democratic state have a responsibility to represent their people?
Yeah, I guess so.

Straight Dope on Native American Origins
They came from the back of a giant turtle.

So pretty
Why, thank you.

In Other News: Jack Ryan - Quitter! ( 1 2 )
Yeah! I mean, he quit before I even knew who he was.

Bush curbs Cuban-American visits home
Awww.

An epiphany regarding a liberal paradox... ( 1 2 3 )
Will do you no good.

Yet another electoral-system reform: "ballot fusion," or "cross-endorsement"
I remember that time Misawa hit Kobashi with the BALLOT FUSION~! but Kobashi just jumped up and he was all like NOOOO YOU DIDN'T BITCH and hit the CROSS ENDORSEMENT~! off of the steps onto the concrete floor. That ruled ass.

What do you think about proportional representation in the US House of Reps?
If it ain't broke...

Faith stems from altered states of consciousness ( 1 2 )
Faith stems from a lot of things. And it makes me sad. Faith is the stupidest thing any human being ever came up with.

What was it that Twain said? "Faith is the act of convincing yourself of something which you know ain't true." Something like that.

Is Solicitor General Olson worthy of respect?
Who?

First ever flight to space by private company ( 1 2 )
Will no doubt be turned into a made-for-tv movie at some point. Maybe even one for theaters. Pretty fucking cool, though.