I turned in my resignation at work today. Oh, man! I feel as though a huge burden has been lifted from my shoulders. It's everything I dreamed it could be. I thought I'd feel worried/anxious about the new job, but I'm not at all. I'm excited. Or as excited as I ever get.

I'm meeting another girl from Teh Interweb™ tomorrow for dinner. Not on a "date," but just a friendly meeting.

Speaking of girls from Teh Interweb™, I miss Lina horribly. She'll be back from Germany on Monday. Maybe then I'll be able to get a good night's sleep again. I'm so pathetic. I'm hardly even a man. Just castrate me and get it over with.

I'm hungry enough to eat George Burns' decaying nutsack.