In the last 48 hours I've...

1) Still waited patiently to find out if/when my Relocation Bonus is coming
2) Laughed inwardly at work-related issues, while still making a passable effort to help out
3) Heard Lina's voice for the first time in way too many days
4) Made my first phone call to Amsterdam (see #3)
5) Met and had dinner with forum member MelliKat
6) Got my photo taken with an older (Greek?) guy that I knew for literally about five seconds. I got him to give the horns too \m/
7) Finally finished reading the His Dark Materials trilogy
8) Took a nasty, clotty, clumpy dump
9) Listened to Green Jelly, The Faint, Sentenced, Candlemass, Megadeth and Strapping Young Lad
10) Watched The 4400 and Wonder Showzen
11) Discovered the joys of The Farting Preacher, parts three and four
12) Stroked the sausage
13) Actually had a pleasant conversation with the cute girl that works at Quizno's but never seems to speak
14) Felt excitement, boredom, happiness, anxiety, contentment, restlessness and other varied emotions
15) Been insulted for not making enough money as well as envied for making so much money
16) Grown increasingly frustrated with my crappy ISP
17) Had way too many milkshakes
18) Taken out the trash and done the dishes
19) Decided not to shave all week
20) Peeled away at my unfortunate sunburn

Not the most exciting life, but there you go.