This past weekend, while walking down the street here in prestigious Gloucester City, Lina and I spotted a female. Well, we didn't spot her. I'm sure she already had those freckles. I mean we saw her.

While that's not a unique or extraordinary experience, it was the minor details that got me. Like the fact that she was wearing a tiny two-piece bikini and nothing else. Keep in mind she was around 19 years old. Cute. A slight bit pudgy if I were to nitpick, but definitely doable.

Even that wouldn't be so much of a memorable experience, except she was lying on the sidewalk flat on her back, with her legs parted to the view of the passing traffic.

God, I love this town.