The Banana - the atheist's other nightmare.
Behold with your own eyes!
Do I even have to debunk this one? Really? Well, I guess as long as there are people like Ray Comfort and his followers, someone has to. (NOTE: After I'd already planned this post, a much more detailed rebuttal appeared on Fark. I might as well link that one here)
The banana did not fucking come from nature that way, you asshat! The banana as we know it today is a result of many generations of selective breeding --- an intentionally guided evolution, if you will --- by people looking to sell and eat the things. We had to improve upon it to make it a better food for humans to consume. The amazing characteristics that make bananas so great for humans were selected by humans themselves. Is "DUH" a strong enough word? And look at all the fucking kinds of food in the world. From watermelon to eggplants to cacti to the meat on a porcupine, most food is either dangerous to obtain or awkward to consume. Surely with all the food in the world you could find a couple examples of convenient food. Is the coconut proof of Satan?
Then there's the more amusing angle. With fundies being so opposed to sodomy, you have to laugh at their descriptions of how the banana fits into the human mouth perfectly. You know what else is shaped like a banana? It ain't the potato, I can tell you that.
1 Comments:
LMAO This guy is a complete tool!
3:55 AM
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