Peanut Butter - the evolutionist's nightmare!
So here we have some fish and a barrel. Witness the video below. Go ahead, watch it. I'll wait.
Lock and load!
I'm sure someone somewhere else has run this down better than I can, but what the hell. I'll give it a shot too.
"Evolution teaches that energy...plus matter can occasionally create new life." - No, no, no. Once again, creationists miss the mark. Evolution says nothing about the creation of new life. Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Evolution describes what happens after life already exists. Evolution is about the effects of breeding, not about spontaneous generation of life. Evolution doesn't describe "creation of new life" any more than the theory of gravity or "Everybody Loves Raymond" does.
What they're getting at is abiogenesis, which is a completely separate theory from evolution. But even that, they get wrong. There's nothing in mainstream theories of abiogenesis that says you should find life in a fucking jar of peanut butter. The conditions inside of jar of peanut fucking butter do not fucking resemble the conditions of early Earth in which life first fucking formed, you fucking worthless, ignorant cunts. That's like saying "We never find babies in jars of peanut butter, so babies must never be born." Real experiments concerning abiogenesis look very different indeed. Completely different set of circumstances, completely different set of chemicals, completely...ah, fuck it.
And I won't even go into the whole "Did you try looking with a microscope instead of the naked eye?" thing. Or how strains of e coli evolve to thrive in those conditions and sometimes infect our food supply, causing recalls of spinach and lettuce. Nope. Not worth it.
Abiogenesis recognizes the fact that the right combination of the right chemicals at the right time under the right conditions is a longshot. The odds are way against it. But it only had to happen once. In all of the history of the Earth, it only had to happen one time. To beat those odds just once seems like less of a herculean task, dunnit? After that, we're off to the races.
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